"Cap’s coming over, I said I’d have a look at his bike." Tony made the face — she hadn’t yet trained him out of it — that said he was only telling a little lie.
"Cap, huh?" she asked, crossing her arms.
"Yeah! He’s back in town."
"Captain hunk of beefy muscle and old-fashioned manners?"
"I didn’t call him that," Tony said, blushing a little.
"Everyone thinks it, though." She grinned. "Aw, you got all prettied up for Captain Rogers."
"I did not."
"You totally did."
"I did not! Maybe a little. Have to keep up the rep in front of American Bandstand," Tony admitted.
"You have a crush," Pepper teased.
"I don’t get crushes."
"You do! You adorable little ball of barely-subsided hormones, you have a crush." She patted his head. "Oh my God, is that styling wax? Did you do your hair?"
"Pepper! Firing you!"
"Stark Industries would fall apart in a week," she said, shaking her head. "Don’t worry about it, we can go over the paperwork tomorrow."
"You know that if you ever decided to be evil and take over my company I would be left penniless and alone," Tony said. "Please don’t do that."
"You’d get a job as a mechanic and be blissfully happy," she replied. "It’d be good for you. I should do it for your personal growth. Have fun with tall, blond, and ninety," she called over her shoulder as she left.
all of my plans for the future start out with “when i get rich”
If you make a girl feel bad about her body u a bitch
why do people have like 74973 different names for these
Tywin is not amused
They never should have friended Dad on fb.
lookit how hAPPY THEY WERE
Black Widow: The Things They Say About Her #1 to #3 covers by Bill Sienkiewicz. #4 to #6 covers by Sean Phillips.